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cuntpls:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.
EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.

cuntpls:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.

EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.

(via just-another-asian-girl)

— 1 year ago with 94365 notes

sexicancore:

ouan:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

(via just-another-asian-girl)

— 1 year ago with 363973 notes
D Time

Boy: Can you spell “Me?”

Girl: Sure, “M-E”

Boy: You missed the D

Girl: There is no “D” in me

Boy: There will be!!!!

— 1 year ago with 12 notes
#sex  #D  #dick  #funny  #funny jokes  #sexual  #LOL  #rofl 
He is such a legend. Will miss you loads fergie! This definitely feels like an end of an era!

He is such a legend. Will miss you loads fergie! This definitely feels like an end of an era!

— 1 year ago with 8 notes
#man utd  #man united  #football  #alex ferguson  #sir alex ferguson  #premiership 
Vanilla Relationships

Girl: What’s your favorite type of ice-cream?

Guy: Well it used to be chocolate…and now after dating you, it is Vanilla! 

OUCH!

— 1 year ago
#sex  #kinky  #vanilaa  #relationship  #funny  #lol 
Now why haven’t  I done this ever before?

Now why haven’t  I done this ever before?

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— 1 year ago with 392653 notes
Strip Clubs

The awkward moment when i yell, “Do you want to go to a strip club?” really loudly, and then the chemistry teacher looks at me.

Awkward.

Yeah bitch, don’t judge me!

I have needs!

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#chemistry  #fml  #i have needs  #needs  #lol  #awkward  #strip clubs 
Calculators

The awkward moment when you see a friend type 1+1 into a calculator, when they go to a grammer school.

Life is a bitch.

— 1 year ago
#maths  #calculators  #life  #fml  #lol  #stupid  #dumb  #friends  #grammar schools 
Annoyance of Mobile Phones

Don’t you just hate it when people talk loudly on the phone whilst they are on speakerphone, even when they were not doing anything and are able to hold a device next to their ears.

Why do you have to torment us?

It’s not like we want to hear your life story. :/

— 1 year ago
#lifestories  #life  #fml  #mobiles  #phones  #annoying  #annoyance  #wtf  #lol  #awkward  #boring